Dear Canada We Hate Him Too

Soft, cozy, and quietly bold — this crewneck wraps familiar comfort around a sharp, tongue-in-cheek statement. PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. The medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend feels lived‑in from the first wear, with a classic cut and ribbed collar that keeps its shape. Embroidered or printed options place the design where you want it: left chest, center chest, large center, or even on the wrists for a subtle detail. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX dyes mean the sweatshirt looks and feels responsible, while tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette clean and seam‑free. Wear it on cool mornings, late nights at the bonfire, or when you want your humor to do the talking without saying too much.

Product features
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for lasting warmth and softness
- Embroidery options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, plus left/right wrist placement
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste‑reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double‑needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; DTF neck labels and DTG prints for clean, comfortable finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean