Just a Mom Out Here Trying Not to Raise Assholes

Soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a bold, cheeky embroidered graphic across the chest. The design shows a retro, rockabilly-style mom making a playful hand gesture with the phrase “Just a mom out here trying not to raise assholes.” PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. The off-white fabric and muted vintage tones give it a worn-in, lived-with look that reads like a favorite go-to layer. Comfortable ribbed collar and cuffs hold shape; tubular knit construction reduces seams for a smooth silhouette. Subtle DTF-printed inner neck label and wrist prints keep the exterior clean while embroidery options add texture and longevity to the design. Wear it for relaxed days, errands, or low-key hangouts when you want to say something honest and a little funny without shouting it.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery available at multiple placements (left, center, large center chest; wrists) plus DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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