Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today

This cozy crewneck carries a clear, cheeky attitude — a soft, medium-heavy sweatshirt with a bold circular emblem reading “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.” PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. The clean white fabric and monochrome embroidery make the message the focal point, while the classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette relaxed and familiar. Wear it on slow mornings, road trips with friends, or when you need to send a polite-but-firm memo to the world. The build is thoughtful: tubular knit for a smooth finish, reinforced double-needle stitching for longevity, and a tear-away label for extra comfort. Made with responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes, it feels as good as it looks.

This sweatshirt settles into everyday life easily. Throw it on with jeans for errand runs, layer under a jacket for chilly meetups, or lounge in it during low-key gatherings. The embroidered badge reads like a shared inside joke among friends who appreciate straightforward humor. It’s for people who prefer quiet confidence over shouting — a wearable shrug and smirk rolled into one.

Features are presented clearly and honestly so you know what you’re getting: durable construction, comfortable weight, and embroidery options for a slightly more elevated feel. It’s dependable, soft, and built to last through the seasons and the small annoyances of daily life.

Product features
- Embroidered chest or wrist placement options for a bold, tactile graphic.
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for a clean fit and long-lasting construction.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints; tear-away label for comfort.
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets multiple safety and compliance standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-