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    Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today

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    This softstyle tee carries a cheeky, vintage-stamped design that reads like a private joke you’ll wear out loud. PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. Lightweight and gently shaped, it feels like a lived-in favorite from the first wear — breathable cotton, a ribbed collar that keeps its form, and reinforced seams that stand up to frequent washing. The graphic sits centered and slightly distressed, giving the shirt a casual, irreverent vibe that works for coffee runs, laid-back hangouts, or weekend errands. It’s for people who lean into dry humor and small rebellions; the shirt fits close enough to flatter while staying relaxed in daily life.

    Product features
    - 100% ringspun cotton (colors vary) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
    - Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, lasting shape
    - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
    - Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem construction
    - Tear-away label and runs true to size

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: medium
    - Do not iron
    - Do not dryclean

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