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Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today
Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today
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This softstyle tee carries a cheeky, vintage-stamped design that reads like a private joke you’ll wear out loud. PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. Lightweight and gently shaped, it feels like a lived-in favorite from the first wear — breathable cotton, a ribbed collar that keeps its form, and reinforced seams that stand up to frequent washing. The graphic sits centered and slightly distressed, giving the shirt a casual, irreverent vibe that works for coffee runs, laid-back hangouts, or weekend errands. It’s for people who lean into dry humor and small rebellions; the shirt fits close enough to flatter while staying relaxed in daily life.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (colors vary) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem construction
- Tear-away label and runs true to size
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
