Just a Mom Out Here Trying Not to Raise Assholes

This soft, semi-fitted tee carries a wink and a roar — a confident mom’s everyday badge. PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. The vintage-inspired artwork centers a bold, bandana-clad woman flashing rock-and-roll hand signs, framed by checker accents and the cheeky line: “Just a mom out here trying not to raise assholes.” It feels lived-in and honest: light fabric that drapes easily under a jacket, rolled sleeves, or worn solo on warm mornings. Wear it while running errands, corralling kids at the park, or trading parenting war stories over coffee. It lands casual and comfortable, but with attitude — the kind of shirt that starts conversations and makes other moms laugh and nod in solidarity.

Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.5 oz fabric
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain neckline and prevent stretching
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem; tear-away label for comfort
- Runs true to size; blend variations for heather/sport grey colors (65/35 or 90/10 cotton/poly)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean