One Day We Will Wake Up to His Obituary

Soft, warm, and a little wicked — this crewneck carries a vintage-pulp illustration and a darkly humorous line that slips right into cozy nights in and loud, candid conversations with friends. PLEASE REFER TO THE SIZE CHART TO ENSURE THE PROPER FIT. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff. The classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean while the embroidered or printed artwork sits crisp on the chest. Wear it with jeans for a relaxed errand run, drape it over your shoulders during a late-night movie marathon, or pull it on after a wine-filled dinner when stories get delightfully blunt. The message lands with tongue-in-cheek confidence; the sweatshirt keeps you comfortable while you deliver it.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Decoration options: embroidery (left/center chest, large center, and wrists) or DTG/DTF printed inner labels
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner finish and less fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically sourced US cotton, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean